Ben Folgers’ Tushie Rating System at CUL
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010If you have ever been to the Chicago Underground Library you would know what I mean when I say that the environment is eclectic. Since the Library also serves as the lobby for the Red Tape Theatre, there are a multitude of places to sit. When I first went there as a volunteer I constantly moved around because I wanted to find a decent and comfy place to sit, so I changed places at least three times. The different furniture ranges from a church pew to regular couches and loveseats, all with different ratings of comfyness. To spare people who visit the CUL the misfortune of sitting on uncomfortable seats, I have given ratings to a few of the seats. The Tushie Rating System, name suggested by one of our kind and noble editors, is rated out of five Cheeks with one being the lowest and five the highest.
Red Green and Blue Loveseat: 4 Cheeks of 5
I first sat in this seat after a long drive, during which I got into a car accident. It is safe to say that I was very irritated with the City of Chicago. This seat, which reminds me of Christmas because of the colors, was incredibly comfortable. The only reason why it did not get a full score was because the armrests were too high when I lay down and, being a little over six feet, my feet hung off the edge. The cushions are perfect, not too squishy and not to firm. It is safe to say that the positives overwhelm the negatives in this case.
